Lavender

I CANT BELIEVE IT EVERYONE IS IGNORIN ME AND I JUST WANNA SAY HIII THIS IS SO NOT FAIIR ITS BEEN LIEK AGES AND IM LIKE ALONE IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE HATES ME AND OMG IM STARTIN TO SOUND LIKE HARRY WUT IS RONG WITH ME?!111!!! >_____________< ok ok i took the caps lock off but im still rilly upset becuz im just lonly n stuff and i kinda wish shay wuz around cuz i miss my bff liek wow n parvati stopped talkin to me too so its like i have nuthin to do bu just sit here all day with astrid n shes not even fun anymore becuz shes all fat n waddls (sp?) everywhere n she liek crushes me when she sits on me and then she got hair all over my new coat!!!11 wait wat was i talkin about..?

o ya! HI GUYZ I TOTALLY MIZZ ALL OF UUUUU!!!!!!!!!!111!!1

omg im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!1 ~ ^____________^

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

omg parvti and padma are goin to come with me to see THE BROOMSTICK BOYS IN TWO AND A HALF WEEKS OMG!!1 im so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 summer is starting to look sooooooo much better even tho i want to go back to hogwarts so that i can see everyone again becuz its been kind of lonely here without anyone to talk to except for violet who omg tried to do a cosmetic charm on her face to make her freckles smaller and she made them OMG SO HUGE INSTEAD AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A COW OMG ITS SO FUNNY IN SUCH AN AWFUL AWFUL WAY!!!!!!!!!1111111! :O i cried when i saw it and everythin and ok i might have been laughin a little and everythin but you really shoud see her omg its so great im sooo glad i dont have frecklees!!!!!!!

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ANYONE??!!?1?!1!

OMG I GOT TIX TO THE BROOMSTICK BOYS OMG OMG WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!????!!!!!1

heheheh summer boys are sooo great even tho alot of them are just here to see my sister who apparenteley 'developed' when i was at hogwarts and its kind of gross becuz some of them are my age and even older and its sooo not fair becuz y cant they be coming to see mee!??? agh oh well im kinda bored and parvati hasnt come to visit me or nethin which sucks becuz i rilly rilly need sum1 to talk to about these really CRAZY thouts ive been havin and no im not goin to kill myself oranythin becuz thats insane and i refuse to die be4 i see the broomstick boys in concert!!!!1

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i really really miss ron

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omg anyone want a little sister this is so dum i mean i cant leave my closet open for TOO SECONDS without her coming in my room and totally stealing everything!!!!! uuuuggggghhhh things would be so much better if i had a BEST FRIEND to owl me and stuff!!!! i started goin outside to tan but its really cloudy and stuff and nothing ever really happens becuz i hate being all pasty like colin creevy omg i swear when a wind blew all of the candls out in the common room that one time and creevy was in ther omg i swear he was glowing and i nevereverevereverevereverevereverever want to be like that or anything ever and maybe if my dad decides to take us to spain this year like he said he would but then again he might not becuz hes been fighting with my mum and they dont really have sex anymore which is good becuz omg its so gross when my bedroom is like above theirs and ewwwwww omg i just had a flashback of that one time i walked in the bathroom OMG OM GI HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW AND LIKE READ A CHILDRENS BOOK OR SUMTHIN BECUZ THATS REALLY GROSS OMG!!!~! (:O (:O (:O

OMG IM GOIN TO HEX THE TAR OUT OF THE NEXT PERSON THAT STICKS A '2 KNUTS FOR FUN' SIGN ON MY BACK IM DEAD SIRIUS!!!!!1

>:O U GUYS ARE SO NOT EVEN FUNNY BESIDES WHEN DEAN BECOMES A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER WHICH IS MUGGLE AND EVERYTHIN BUT YEAH WHEN HE GETS ALL FAMOUS IM GOIN TO GET HIS POSSEE TO LIKE LOCK YOU ALL UP IN MOANING MYRTLES BATHROOM OR SOMETHING REALLY BAD LIKE THAT I MEAN IT YOU SUCK SOOOO BAD THIS MEANS YOU ZABINI!!

omg i took that quiz thingy that millicent took on her journal and it said hat im a 'radioactive squirrel' o_O and omg is it saying that i have really big teeth because i mean i used to and then they fell out and i was freaking out omg but then the tooth came in and i was like whew becuz it woudve been so awful if i didnt have teeth and then i relly would look like milicent and i would cry like everyday becuz thats just icky!!!!1 O______O

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so um yesterday i was in the commonroom waiting for shay to come out and help me study or whatever for my charms exam becuz hes really good at charms even thou you no he doesnt realy look like hes that good at school or anythin but he actualy is and anyway i was like waiting and then dean thomas was all 'hey lav' and i was all 'oh hi' and he was then like 'so do you wanna go out sumtime' and i was all 'omg ok!!' becuz dean is really hot for a boy and hes like shays other BFF besides me even tho everyone noes shay likes me beter and we can all hang out and stuff!!! ^___^

omg i want to go home why do we have to stay at school for so long and stuff when the other years are the ones takin the exams and stuff and its so not fair to keep us here like that and omg i dont think i can stand bein in the same house as ron and parvati or anythin noing that they went out on a date and ron is TOTALLY being a jerk right in my face like the other day i was walkin down the coridoor and i was talkin to shay and he was like 'ohmygosh lav look its ron' and i was like 'ohmygosh where' and i turned around and there was ron and he was pretending to talk to parvati about some charms essay which is so DUM becuz i know they were like just talkin in there heads about having lots of sex with each other and omg i wanted to die and how dare they talk about sex right in front of me!!!1!! >:O >:O >:O

o_______o so right i havent seen blaise or anythin so i think maybe he died or sumthin which kinda sux even tho he was being such a jerk to me and stuff and i mean i just wanted him to get a really nasty rash on his penis or somethin but not die and now hes dead and wow does anyone no when his funeral is becuz i saw this rilly cute black dress that i would totally have an xcuse to buy it for!!! and yeah the fact that hes dead and all sux. poor malfoy. whoa i cant believe i almost said that omg!!! :x :x~!!

can sum1 tell me wuts goin on with blaise and stuff becuz hes freakin out and its creepin me out. >______________

OMG RON IS DATING PARVATI WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN OMG NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHIN BECUZ IT TOTALLY DOESNT MATTER BUT OMG WHAT THE HECK I MEAN VATI IS MY BEST FRIEND AND EVERYTHIN AND RON IS MY EX BF AND ITS JUST WRONG SUMHOW AND WHATNOT BUT I DONT CARE OR ANYTHIN SO DONT THINK THAT I DO!!!

SO YOU WANT TO NO WHY I HAVENT UPDATED IN 4EVER WELL ILL TELL YOU BECUZ IVE BEEN LIEK STUCK IN THE HOSPITAL WING FOR A WHOLE WEEK MILLION YEARS ALL BECUZ HARRY POTTER SUMONE HAS STOLEN MY KITTY YOU SEE BECUZ PARVATI TOLD ME SHE SAW HIM WHENEVER SHE WAS GOING TO HELP DEAN "CLEAN" HIS DORM WHEN WE GOT BACK FROM EASTER AND THEN SHE SAW MY KITTY UNDER HARRYS BED BUT HARRY WAS SLEEPING AND SHE DIDNT WANT TO SCARE HIM BY GETTING MY LITTLE SNOWPUFF AND THEN I WENT IN THE NEXT DAY TO GET MY LITTLE KITTY AND I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY THE EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN RONS PET OWL PIGHEAD WHEN IT FLEW ALL AT ME AND IT WAS TIED TO A REALLY REALLY BIG PACKAGE AND IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD AND THEN I TRIED TO HELP IT OUT AND IT BIT ME A LOT SO THEN I WAS LIEK 'OMG' AND I WENT OUT OF THE DORM TO FIND SUMONE TO HELP AND THE LITTLE RAT THING FOLLOWED ME AND WHEN I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS IT LIKE FLOO INTO MY HAIR AND I SCREMED AND I LOST MY BALANCE AND I FELL ALL THE WAY DOWN INTO THE COMMON ROOM AND NO ONE WAS THERE BUT COLIN CREEVY AND HE THOT I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF OR SOMETHING SO HE GOT PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL TO COME AND GET ME AND SHES BEEN GETTING PROFESSOR SPROUT TO GIVE ME COUNSELING AND AFTER THEY REMOVED THE SPAWN OF THE SPAWN OF SATAN PIGHEAD FROM MY HAIR I HAD TO STAY BECUZ I BROKE A RIB AND MY MUM THINKS IVE BEEN TRYING TO PLAY QUIDDITCH OR SUMTHIN WITCH IS TOTALLY CRAZY BECUZ ONLY BUTCH GIRLS PLAY SPORTS AND STUFF AND I AM SO NOT LIKE THAT!!!1!! >:O >:O >:O >:O

has anyone seen my kitty???? i lost him liek a couple of days ago and i really really miss him and omg im starting to sound like neville so OMG PLEASE find my kitty for me!! if you see him let me know ok???????? X( X( X(

so like holiday starts tomorrow which is really great becuz there was like light outside a while ago and i mean now its kind of rainy again which is like the same around here and its relly anoying actualy when ive done my hair and everything and then i go outside and it gets wet and frizzy and its just not fair. soon ill be looking like hermione granger and then i would have to like lock myself in a broomcloset and it would be omg so bad!!!1! >____<

*SIGH* im goin home insted of staying here becuz parvati is going to transulvanya and shay - well i cant relly talk to shay right now becuz its all weird and stuff and liek i want to see my sister violet anyway even though she can be such a silly bint sometimes i mean honestly someof the things she says are totally dum liek when she starts talkin about her little boyfriend and boys and she never shuts up liek at all and she just keeps talking and its so annying and sometimes i dont even no if she noes shes talking and its SO IRITATING. O___O but i mean i miss her and stuff even though she likes NMINK that relly weird band where everyone is gay and wears liek fur coats and stuff over The Broomstick Boys. i mean thats just so gay. XP

OMG TEEN WITCH WEEKLY IS HAVING A 'MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR' CONTEST THING WHAT EVER THAT IS THERE ARE A LOT OF HOTT GUYS ON THE LIST AND THEN HARRY POTTER IS ON THERE TOO OMG WOW THE SEEKER GUY OF PUDDLEMERE UNITED HAS THE GREATEST SMILE OMG!!-

Hey this is parvati!! <333 Lav is off looking at her magazine and stuff so I got the computer thing and I just wanted to say like sorry for Lav being such a total sucky girl these past couple of days but like you don't have to worry about it anymore because I gave her a lot of this really great pepper-up potion that I made myself and I used this really great cheering charm on it and it seems to be working pretty well because, Oh no she's dressing up the cat and singing a Broomstick Boys song and its kind of freaking me ou- aldk

OMG MY CAT IS SOOOO ADORABLE I THINK ILL CALL HIM MR SQUIGGLES OOH MR BLAISE SQUIGGLES AND LOOK IVE DRESSED HIM UP IN THIS CUTE LITTLE BONET AND HE LOOKS ALL PONCY AND OMG SOOO CUTE!!! XD LOOK OMG PARVATI IS TAKING PICTURES SORRY FOR PUSHING YOU AWAY FROM THE COMPUTAR VATI I HOPE YOUR OK AND EVERYTHIN AND OK LOOK HERE ARE THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!! ^___________________^





OMG SO CUTE MR BLAISE SQUIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!11 XD XD XD

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yeah so ron totally dumped me yesterday and then there was like that feeling in my tummy when its like there are a billion of those little lepers just like dancing around and i felt really ill. parvati says i should really forget about him because he was all ginger-y and probably not that good of a kisser anyway and she wants me to like find terry boot and try and flirt with him and stuff but i dont really want to right now so i owled mum just to make sure that i can come home over the easter holiday which will be really cool to see my parents and my sister because i really miss them and school is just bad.

parvati says i shouldnt sulk because i dont look pretty when i sulk so im trying not to and i was all "im not sulking" and she was all "yes u r" and i wanted to like slap her like i did to pansy but then i was like 'where did that even come from' to myself and i felt ill again becuz i was talking to myself like crazy people like luna do and i think i just need to go lie down. o___O

ok so im going to go and i think play with my cat or something becuz he makes me happy and i like it when im happy even tho im not really happy right now but maybe my cat can make it better ya no? T__T

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if u need to talk to me or anythin owl parvati and shell give it to me later becuz i dont feel good and i dont think ill be in class tomorow.

*LaV*

sooo umm apparentle im not pregnant.

right so ummm ok on st patriks day seamus was running about being all irish and stuff but then i started feeling nawshous(sp?) and had to lie down and it wasnt helping that there were little lepers running around the school trying to stay away from the third years chasing them to get their lucky charms and stuff. >_< uggghhh and then a leper ran into me and dropped all of his gold which was really relly cool until i took it all away and then it disapeared after like a few hours. -_______-

whatever so i havent seen ron around at all except for maybe a week ago or summat when he walked me to class and then like ran away and its liek hes totally avoiding me and stuff like at dinner when im sitting next to him and im talking and like he wont even be listening and then hell just start talking to someone else and its like HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO girlfriend sitting right here and i dunno wut his problem is anyway maybe he hates me or somethin but then that would b really bad becuz i still love him and everythin. o_________o :\

so i was like talking to vati the other day and she said that hannah abbott has a crush on jasper cox which really i wouldnt care about right now if it werent for the fact that i thot he was dating pansy and im so so so confused becuz pansy is relly mean and if some other girl likes her BF then she would totally hex some1 and i dont want to get in the way or anythin becuz that would be just really bad. a lot bad. o____<

well ummm i told lisa turpin that id help her with her eyebrow plucking charms so im gonna go and maybe ill stop by and see ron or shay or sumthin becuz it feels like its been FOREVER!!!1!!1

I.AM.GOING.TO.KILL.BLAISE.

>:O >:O >:O

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parvati showed me how to make a private entry which makes me sooooo glad becuz now i can like say stuff without blaise or anyone being rilly mean to me about it or anythin. -____-

im not coming out of my dorm like ever again becuz all people do is talk and stuff whenever im in the halls and people whisper and stuff and all of a sudden stop if i come in the room and its so awful!!!! its like people think im some sort of slut or somethin and im so not at least i dont think so becuz ive only had sex 3 times and twice was with my boyfriend and once was with my best friend and ugggh i cant see the little screen thingy because im crying and its all blurry and omg i hope my mascara doesnt run becuz thats all i need on top of everythin else. :.(

i didnt mean to get pregnant or anything becuz im not that dumb and i no that babies cry and stuff and i mean i love babies and everything but the last time i held one all it did was cry and cry and cry and it was so bad becuz i had no idea what to do. >________<

and not to mention my period is killing me and these cramps are totally awful and im all out of antibloating charms.

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